11 reviews by Iron Monking..
Strider
2004-10-21
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Iron Monking
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That is the gayest cover I have ever seen. I think everyone else does a pretty good job of describing my feelings on this matter. I never play'd the game but it gets one Alex because I can't put zero alex's or negative numbers.
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Penguin Land
2004-10-18
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Iron Monking
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I have this game, its hard as hell but what do you expect. They have a gay cover and gay name so it has to make up for it with hard ass game-play. I think this is a good concept for a puzzle game, I mean its no Shinobi, or Double Dragon, but its cool if you want a challenge so hard that your brain gets sexually molested. I give it 3 Alex's
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Rastan
2004-10-18
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Iron Monking
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I think Rastan needs to give serious thoughts about a suit of armor, and maybe a shotgun.
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Spy vs. Spy
2004-10-18
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Iron Monking
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This game is a fun waste of time (in a good way). You should take this game to serious. Its worth a couple of chuckles to see your free get acid pour'ed on him or laugh as you are duking it out. Bottom line, if your looking for the game of the century try "Black Belt" but if you want cheep laughs at someone elses expense. learn to play the game, then toss someone the control who never play'd before. Then laugh as you destroy them. 3 Alex's
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My Hero
2004-10-15
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Iron Monking
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I think I love this game because it looks like Marty McFly kicking the hell out of a gang of Biff Tanin's (Back to the Future). Come on Crazy Wade you gotta love a game that you can fit in your pocket and is hard as hell to get through. I mean look at the boss stages, they give you a different fighting style. This game was ahead of its time.
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My Hero
2004-10-13
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Iron Monking
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You are right,Wade is wacky in the head. But this game is cool. I mean what more do you want from a card\catridge game. Its hard as hell and I'd like to put some of you haters on the front cover, and punch the snot out of a couple of you guys for talking crap at this marvel of technology
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Double Dragon
2004-10-08
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Iron Monking
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This game is as close to the arcade D&D as you can get without porking Billy Lee's girlfriend. And speaking of her, she is a tough ass chick to get punched in the gut then get gangbanged by the whole shadow crew (the bad guys). This Bud's for you Mrs. Lee
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Rocky
2004-10-06
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Iron monking
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I like the fight with Drago because in real life he would be that hard to beat. But the other fights are kinda weak. Apollo is a bit to easy for my taste. Also I would like to put Clubber Lang against the russian. In 2- player mode you can only fight rocky..... im not mad... just disappointed
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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2004-10-06
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Iron Monking
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How could you guys complain, and talk about the king of pop. You all should be ashamed...I mean its not like he tried to touch you when you were a kid
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Black Belt
2004-10-01
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Iron monking
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yes yes yes this game is truely one of the greats
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Cyber Shinobi
2004-10-01
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iron monking
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Hey Blue balls I love your stuff buddy. plz do us all a favor keep the good stuff coming. You have one of the illest minds.
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